(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:	“So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:	“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:	“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:	“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

1:	post a selfie?
2:	do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
3:	do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
4:	what's your favorite song at the moment?
5:	what was the last song you listened to?
6:	do you have a tumblr crush?
7:	who is your tumblr crush?
8:	what are you doing right now?
9:	do you have any siblings?
10:	what's you ethnicity?
11:	what's your favorite subject in school?
12:	what's your favorite color?
13:	what's your favorite sports team?
14:	what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
15:	when did you make your tumblr?
16:	how many followers do you have?
17:	do you like where you live?
18:	is your room super messy or really clean?
19:	do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
20:	do you prefer pens or pencils?

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